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Its 4.30 am ..got a sms and hell lotta missed called..i had to wake up and look who is dying out in the fog..oh its my flesh babu (why i call him flesh..hmmm..flesh aka suman aka sam aka lazy ass..actually its very funny..he was about to keep an cool id like back in 2003 or 2004 ..and he decided to stick to some old school ids.. a lot groping he did for some weird and brutal ids. Maybe he wanted something been really brutally linked..i said to myself today kids!! But i was one of them :P ..we were cut from the same cloth only ..my id was b1oody_kisses66@yahoo.com at that time..he said suggest me some cool ids.i said -- You ought to brace yourself first for that..wanna be brutal uh hu...and we were listening to Iron Maiden`s flash of the blade in his VCD player with some detachable speakers..which sounded like a old man fartings..that day he decided—its going to be flash_of_the_blade@yahoo.com. He asked me how is it..i bubbled and said awesome..i said to myself who the hell cares ..keep what the damn id u want to keep kiddo.its not going to bring any undue attention to you.u suck uo nuts anyway.he said don’t be an ass..tell me what you think?

I said its ok...i guess he could read what my facelift reflected..he didn’t care either and said --up yours ..
And i showed him my little snout.
Both of us went to the internet cafe and opened yahoo...and started to follow the steps..Everything was going ok..And at last the board showed the message Congratulations flesh!! Your id is flesh_of_the_dark@yahoo.com... He said F**k and i felled from the chair laughing...he said im gonna make another one.i said keep this id only it sounds brutal..see flesh of the blade and blades dnt have flesh//lol.and he didn’t change it for many years.i guess he even liked it..after all it got him many foreign chicks from yahoo messenger .flesh of the blade and that’s how he got the name Flesh ..anyway i opened the sms and read
Flesh-~hey wake up sleepy head...i came up with a very fascinating thought~
(now im writing down the whole sms session...)
Roop-what?
Flesh-here it is –imagine one day i wake up and find that nothing exists anymore. No sun .no moon no universe..just an empty void but unfortunately only u exist. Somehow floating on the empty dark space. Luckily you have unlimited oxygen ,floodwater to keep you alive. So what would you do then?
Would you like to stay alive or suicide??if you choose to stay alive then how would you pass your time..
Roop—r u nuts?? You gotta be kidding me at this hour. texting me at this hour?? Stop bullshitting around and lemme sleep.. whatever you're selling,I ain't buying.

i had to wake up at 5.30 as i had a morning shift ..so i switched off the phone and dug myself in my bed again..but i couldnot sleep..i kept on thinking really what am i gonna opt for???really???
What s the worth of our existence anyway?? Why are you living?? i switched on my phone again..Another sms pinged in..
Flesh—why ?hey u didn’t reply to me.. .what would u do if u got urself into such situation? hello are you in coma?reply
Roop—are you making another revised version of the movie Im legend?? If u want to play ur little stupid games..get someone else.

Flesh-hey asshole have u started storing shit in your tiny mind? Well that movie is nothing similar to my idea..in that movie there were other humans too safe from the virus attack ..there was HOPE. but in my story there are no humans left..so no hope. in that movie situation took place on earth ..but my idea says no earth ,no moon ,no sun,no universe..just a void..Not even light... got it holly molly bobby???
Roop—wow thanks for the im legend synopsis ..ur concept is mind--blastinnnggggggg..sell it to chistopher Nolan and he will cast u in that vary movie ..only you..two hours total black..
Flesh—are you gonna reply ?/
I thought for a while..i remembered the story back in class 9 textbook ..the chapter was entitled as ANKUR ..I dnt remember much ..i really need some memory now..that story deals with such concept only..
Roop—i will opt to die..its better to commit suicide once then fucking committing suicide in small doses.
Flesh-good.. thanks for your honest answer..i am doing a little psych test on my friend list and you the first one..
Roop—wow i guess i will write something about this then.
Flesh—holly molly that topic is reserved for my blog/so better stand with something else and let me stand alone.
Roop- d0od i liked the concept..
Flesh-wtf? Dnt u have any chores to do? Write abt something u r good at ..spare my idea kela..
Roop-nah i will stick to urs..plissss
Flesh-fuck u kela.dnt u dare.come up with your own idea man.i know u got enough of brain cells to make ur own story..
Roop- naahh ur an inspiration my sweetie..haha DILLIGAF anyway
Flesh—
I know u dnt ,STFU.do your usual things.that is writing about your own daily chores..ok start..tring tring..my nokia rang again..
Roop-what?
Flesh- what `what`?
Roop—ur sms is an inspiration to me at this slutty hours :P
Flesh- well maybe.i don’t know .but at least i know that my sms doesn’t give u any right to rape my copyrights.
Roop—copyright wtf?? D0od u only know how to copy right from the right or left guy next to u in a exam hall..haha
Flesh-exams are exams hall ass..im glad i never copied in exams.i failed miserably but atleast i failed honesty and genuinely
Roop-well edu(RUIN)cation is always a myth..
Flesh-well i never heard of that myth before. What is it btw?
Roop-well listening to `we dnt need no eduction ..we dnt need no thought control..Dark sarcasm in the classroom` d0od it takes me back when colour was sepia..we were so happy..gosh i miss Guwahati and those head banging days.those bus rides..our old famous adage—hanging is always better than sitting ..by prophet Benedict ..haha
Flesh—well thats a fact and a pathetic fact..u shouldn’t call it a myth..and i too miss my golden days..black and white ..it makes me feeling like crying..
Roop –okies it means i can write about that..
Flesh—fuck noooooooooooooooo!!(as if his no is crying for more pixels in my phone screen)
Roop—i dnt wanna write abt those typecast shits..i dwelled a lot on contemporary socio-political events and love poetry..pliiiiissss lemme write my fharandh,,and stop making pouts almost like pig while writing that nooo!!! Lemme write and i will wash my hands off you
Flesh—you know what u r a pseudonym for suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I repeat noooo!!!
Roop—its humanly impossible for a pretty boy like me to carry on this conversation..if we keep on going liek this somebody will get crazy and start eating their own faces,and my someone i mean me ..bye go and eat fetus!!
Flesh—u and ur head..is it a result of your ancestors non-consensual sex with dead trees..i guess
Roop-by the by ..im cutting off..i will just go and talk to myself rather than talking to a douche!!!
Flesh—bye holly molly..but remember i haven’t permitted u to write on that topic..have a good day..
Roop-bye