"My insides are happening too!"
"I think your camera has better vision than my own eyes."
"Wow! My knees are getting older than me."
"Don't try to act like you don't owe the government anything when you're still wiping your ass with Charmin toilet paper."
"NAPALM CARPET!"
"Cheese is good and all but drugs are much better."
"I knew you were saying ten monsters but I thought you meant minutes."
"You son of a fuck nut, I'll chop your dick head off. Go ahead and hit me with a ball."
"Look, he's holding his face and it's not really his face."
"I don't feel like cleaning up God's mess every time something goes bad."
"We are pocketopposites. Are you from Pocketopia?"
"I'm not drunk nut."
"I crate Jesus Heist!"
"They came to expect my inpartment."
"It's too big to go in the hole and when I get it in the hole it's not long enough. Then the ball sinks into my face."
"Do I ever take long to count the money!?"
"I do be good to him the much that I can."
"It's very nice to have your body on my body."
"Somewhere else, someBODY else just thought of us. And we thought of them too.And we don't even know each other."
"Did that look like people crawling up poles to you? Oozing up poles..."
"This is how you have to analyze life---- I saw the future."
"Oh, John! It's one of those things!"
"We see things differently than you do."
"I feel like I've been here before.
-You haven't. I know what you mean though.We've taken similar paths but we've never
been right here before."
"You're like splitter splatter every time."
"I burn for Sarah.-I'd burn you for Amy."
"You don't know what I'm seeing right now.No wonder my eyes are so big."
"Brains fall from my regions."
"I think we may be killing our divinity with alcohol."
"I can't squeeze a human out of me and teach it to be a human."
"The problem with most people when they're not drunk is that they're sober."
"I feel like bubbling, boiling hell."
"I don't think Jesus has a myspace. Like, the real Jesus."
"Ignore these four words."
"I've never met Jesus but I bet he smells like shit."
"Fuck Elton John.-I could because I'm a guy but you couldn't because he's gay."
"I'm waiting for your computer to explode and for a piece of shrapnel to hit me in the face."
"Don't poop in your mouth. It's rude."
"It's got a sheen of innocence, with an undercurrent of drugs, just like you."
"The only reason bitches have belly buttons is to have somewhere to stick your fuckin' gum
on the way down!"
"It's my ass on my ass so it IS my ass and it was free."
"Don't hit me with a metal hat!HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!ROFLMMFAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She's conforming to our thing. I don't know what to call it yet.-Body writing."
"OH MY BILL HICKS!"
"His ceiling went through the head. -That's a hell of a piercing."
"That was far from the lift and swoop technique. That was more along the lines of wallow and wake people up."
"You're this crazy little mammal that I like to touch."
"Throw it up toward my hole."
"I didn't do it. I just opened my legs a little bit."
"Your cherry survived! -I doubt it!"
"I'm glad we did this!"
"They are all drugs. I am a druggie."
"what the fuck happened with that last election? sorry." -MJK
"pay attention, stoners."-MJK
"if i'm not fired by monday i'm burning that place to the ground." (i just want to clarify
that i did not say this.)
"huffing air duster can cause permanent damage... ... ...to the brain."-"case in point."
"i'm gonna take all the meat and cheese out of that sub and poop in it. then later i'm
gonna say, "hey, gabi! come eat this sub!"
"you're the kinda guy that would get steve irwin punched by a stingray."
"you need to keep your moped at idle."
"it's more of an enthusiastic chant." (on how rob zombie doesn't sound like a dumbass
when he says "yeaaah", unlike that stupid rapper.)
"i've never been this happy in my life."
"i think this occurrence has changed my future."
"tony's gone to get fidgewidgets."
"john wants to rob some sleezy hookers of their crack tonight."
"hotels are sleezy."
"if anyone has to fight a crackwhore, it's john."
"we should all throw up in this cup a litle bit and each take a shot of it."
"i say we waltz around and take our enthusiasm out on the city."
"i'm about to slap tony, fred flinstone style."
"i think that's when the small turd slithered out of my bumhole."
"it's cold in the room. tap on a can."
"you look like you've been flying a glider with no goggles."
"you're a white boy. you can't handle stuff like that."
"this is definitely the best year. and probably other years previous to that."
"i'm probably fired so every day will be friday."
"hey, thomas... i mean, marc. reach in that cooler and get me a dr. pepper."
-"no."
-"hey, thomas."
"fresh breath gum makes the smell
"I think your camera has better vision than my own eyes."
"Wow! My knees are getting older than me."
"Don't try to act like you don't owe the government anything when you're still wiping your ass with Charmin toilet paper."
"NAPALM CARPET!"
"Cheese is good and all but drugs are much better."
"I knew you were saying ten monsters but I thought you meant minutes."
"You son of a fuck nut, I'll chop your dick head off. Go ahead and hit me with a ball."
"Look, he's holding his face and it's not really his face."
"I don't feel like cleaning up God's mess every time something goes bad."
"We are pocketopposites. Are you from Pocketopia?"
"I'm not drunk nut."
"I crate Jesus Heist!"
"They came to expect my inpartment."
"It's too big to go in the hole and when I get it in the hole it's not long enough. Then the ball sinks into my face."
"Do I ever take long to count the money!?"
"I do be good to him the much that I can."
"It's very nice to have your body on my body."
"Somewhere else, someBODY else just thought of us. And we thought of them too.And we don't even know each other."
"Did that look like people crawling up poles to you? Oozing up poles..."
"This is how you have to analyze life---- I saw the future."
"Oh, John! It's one of those things!"
"We see things differently than you do."
"I feel like I've been here before.
-You haven't. I know what you mean though.We've taken similar paths but we've never
been right here before."
"You're like splitter splatter every time."
"I burn for Sarah.-I'd burn you for Amy."
"You don't know what I'm seeing right now.No wonder my eyes are so big."
"Brains fall from my regions."
"I think we may be killing our divinity with alcohol."
"I can't squeeze a human out of me and teach it to be a human."
"The problem with most people when they're not drunk is that they're sober."
"I feel like bubbling, boiling hell."
"I don't think Jesus has a myspace. Like, the real Jesus."
"Ignore these four words."
"I've never met Jesus but I bet he smells like shit."
"Fuck Elton John.-I could because I'm a guy but you couldn't because he's gay."
"I'm waiting for your computer to explode and for a piece of shrapnel to hit me in the face."
"Don't poop in your mouth. It's rude."
"It's got a sheen of innocence, with an undercurrent of drugs, just like you."
"The only reason bitches have belly buttons is to have somewhere to stick your fuckin' gum
on the way down!"
"It's my ass on my ass so it IS my ass and it was free."
"Don't hit me with a metal hat!HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!ROFLMMFAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She's conforming to our thing. I don't know what to call it yet.-Body writing."
"OH MY BILL HICKS!"
"His ceiling went through the head. -That's a hell of a piercing."
"That was far from the lift and swoop technique. That was more along the lines of wallow and wake people up."
"You're this crazy little mammal that I like to touch."
"Throw it up toward my hole."
"I didn't do it. I just opened my legs a little bit."
"Your cherry survived! -I doubt it!"
"I'm glad we did this!"
"They are all drugs. I am a druggie."
"what the fuck happened with that last election? sorry." -MJK
"pay attention, stoners."-MJK
"if i'm not fired by monday i'm burning that place to the ground." (i just want to clarify
that i did not say this.)
"huffing air duster can cause permanent damage... ... ...to the brain."-"case in point."
"i'm gonna take all the meat and cheese out of that sub and poop in it. then later i'm
gonna say, "hey, gabi! come eat this sub!"
"you're the kinda guy that would get steve irwin punched by a stingray."
"you need to keep your moped at idle."
"it's more of an enthusiastic chant." (on how rob zombie doesn't sound like a dumbass
when he says "yeaaah", unlike that stupid rapper.)
"i've never been this happy in my life."
"i think this occurrence has changed my future."
"tony's gone to get fidgewidgets."
"john wants to rob some sleezy hookers of their crack tonight."
"hotels are sleezy."
"if anyone has to fight a crackwhore, it's john."
"we should all throw up in this cup a litle bit and each take a shot of it."
"i say we waltz around and take our enthusiasm out on the city."
"i'm about to slap tony, fred flinstone style."
"i think that's when the small turd slithered out of my bumhole."
"it's cold in the room. tap on a can."
"you look like you've been flying a glider with no goggles."
"you're a white boy. you can't handle stuff like that."
"this is definitely the best year. and probably other years previous to that."
"i'm probably fired so every day will be friday."
"hey, thomas... i mean, marc. reach in that cooler and get me a dr. pepper."
-"no."
-"hey, thomas."
"fresh breath gum makes the smell
