My Phone is A Morgue.

 I look around, but they don’t frown or look you back. I am talking about the new age people, fashionsta peeps, college gaizzzz. Be it inside a train, be it at office, be at restaurants or any café, you will spot such mortals with a phone of course. These nincompoops will be twiddling their phone, Oh! I guess its android phones, touch screens. When I first got my hands on a touch screen, given to me by office, I almost  missed like three calls on the first day, why? Coz I bloody didn’t know how to receive a call. I was punching the green call  button, while rather I be swiping it. I am kinda dumb guy, who is among these smart peoples. But kya karna, I am not much of a phone person, I use phone just to blog now a days, I use it when I lack a thrill, or I am utterly bored. I have also blocked myself from social networking maze and whatsapp account. I like the feel of solace, where my attention remains undivided, where I am not sacked out of my privacy.
 I can dart my whole percent focus more on my books, songs and youtube videos. I don’t care much about the people`s phone call either. Its been a long time I hardly spoke over the phone. When I was jobless, at that time I used to speak, but gradually I realized its me who is needing them, I never find such eagerness from them in such regards. Anyway..talking about phone. I have witnessed Samsung phone has inundate the market. Blackberry`s are swept under the carpets now.  Products of Samsungs are now ubiquitous, every hand or every pants will be having Samsung handphones. Nokia seems to take a back seat in this too, maybe nokia doesnot make much of handsome handsets. But I like Nokia, I am a Nokia-bouy. Samsungs features are appealing and have a more pulling effect. General are gravitize by its rates, features and slender looks. HTC phones are also good, but again price range are a bit high and it does not well fit with the Indian currency earning crowd.  Sony Xperia hmmm. …got astronomical rates and vying expensive, I maybe wrong. Incase I am worng, don’t bother to rectify me, coz I don’t give a shit.  By that way, people now a days are also using those gargantuan handset, freakishly huge, the phone covers their whole face while they speak over it. I guess when they would have gone to purchase such tablets, the shop keeper maybe be using it to carry other small handsets over it, like a tray.  And what is more funny is  you need to frigging buy new trousers too to tuck those tablets. One can also take his trousers to a mobile store and check for the particular pocket vault  fitting tablet. Mostly, I have seen people carrying them by hand, coz they need to fiddle every now and then. And one more advantage that I can give is, when such tablet goes kaput, their mother can use it as a tray to atleast carry two cups of tea. Yeah, one more thing ,I still can fathom the facts , what is there that they are glued to, I cant understand why everything seems to dry out of sap when it comes to excite me. In chat session, people reacts as if they got nothing to say, nothing much offer, all lack originality. They are like giving the control of their life to the other person to whom they are connected to. When they are bored they will stalk into others person profile or check the posts,  I have also done that but  I dunno how that affects me in anyway. I feel nothing. What gotten into me ? why cant I act normal, why such things irks me out.  My head is still in a spree to understand why I find all these pesky. I am yet to be cognizant about these whole phone thing and how human network works..
Bye phone.