I said fine, you are a dude.

 Strange are humans,it is so difficult to understand their psychology and how exactly their portal to head opens. Sometimes so ambiguous to clarify the aphasia. They will say something and mean exactly the different. Weird are humans. All are different and all stinks, in their own way.  And what I find more irascible is how people tends to act so polite, so couthed when they meet you in the first place and after few days they will be all caustic with their tongue,plus nature. I am writing all these based on my past experience with humans.People were so welcoming when I joined newly and now  they talk and behave as I owe them money or so. My blog post will be based on my personal grouses, if you get offended , you're welcomed.

So one guy asked me Roop do you like to fuck? And I don't how am I supposed to answer that question. I tried to deviate and digress the questions and said Dude, you wanna eat something. It was like the mid of the office and i dunno why I asked it. Neither it was lunch time  or so. He was just yapping his mouth on and on..., mumbai guys are like macho dude no where in India you will find guys like us. We are stylish and we like to fuck girls. I said fine and looked back to my computer screen,but he was all nagging me.What don't you like girls? He didnt even let me answer and kept blabbing, you like guys, you are a fucking home. And started singing honey sings shitty songs. Hey do you like Honey Singh? I said not much. He is like see told ya, you are a gay. I didnt know how to retaliate and said fine. Bombay guys are macho man, ekdum macho and we guys suck like old socks. He asked what I like to do at my free time. Books, music,guitar,blogging,I said these are the things I like to do. You are a bore guy man. Come with me I will take you to Versova side, we will fuck girls..sexy girls in micros. I will show you what life is. I said dude, we are both different guys. Come with me for a metal concert,i will throw you into a pit and you tell me later what life is,what insanity is.