You know you are a Metal head if

1. ...you insist on calling puppet
masters masters of puppets.
2. ...you don't own any non-band
shirts.
3. ...when faced with any type of
decision, you always pick the choice
that is the most "metal."
4. ...you randomly and
uncontrollably do high-pitched
screams and death growls.
5. ...you can spend an entire week
listening to every metal song you
own back to back without repeats.
6. ...you hate some subgenre of
metal.
7. ...you are aware metal has
subgenres.
8. ...you can play air guitar and get
all the notes right.
9. ....you know that after "Nothing
Else Matters", nothing Metallica put
out actually did.
10. ....you can hum "Master Of
Puppets" in time.
11. ....you have battle scars from
concerts.
12. ....you buy a nine track CD that
lasts 2 and a half hours.
13. ....you decide to get married and
go to Wacken for your honeymoon.
14. .....you answer "err...rock" when
someone asks you what music you
listen to cuz they wouldn't know
what metal is anyways.
15. ....when you increase the volume
on your mp3 player when someone
turns on the radio.
16. ....when people ask you your
favorite band you go like" you
wouldn't know if I told you ".
17. ....when mainstream music
makes you angry and you need
metal to relax.
18. ....when you can't stop a song in
the middle because it would be
profane to interrupt such opus.
19. ....when you slowly start learning
Scandinavian or German just by
listening to music.
20. ....you know the name of the
band members and the studio
where they record their albums and
the producer. Ask any non-metal fan
this s**t and see if they know it.
21. ....when you can't pronounce
90% of the bands you listen to.
22. ....when you go to a music store
and you think it's an absolute
travesty that Nickelback is right next
to Nile.
23. ....you have no idea what any of
the lyrics to some of your favorite
bands are actually saying.
24. ....even though you don't know
the language, you try to sing along
anyway, making "words" that are at
least close to the sounds you're
hearing, but probably make you
sound like a complete idiot if you're
were around a native speaker.
25. ....when you start singing, you
look pissed off and start using your
hands rapidly while listening to the
song.
26. ....when you go to sleep every
night listening to stuff that could
wake the dead.
27. ....when your friends are talking
to you but you just pretend to listen
and nod your head while listening to
the CD that's playing on your stereo
instead of them.
28. ....you hear rap, you have to
leave the vicinity, from fear of dying
from high blood pressure.
29. ....you see a bright sunny day
and get depressed, and then see a
cloudy gloomy day and are as
happy as can be.
30. ....you turn down a dinner and
movie with a hot mainstream girl
because you're waiting for a torrent
to finish downloading.
31. ....you can't help but judge
people based on their music tastes.
Come on, I'm not the only one that
hears people talking about Nirvana or
Korn and thinks "haha, what a bunch
of assholes."
32. ....you consider the accordion,
flute, bagpipes, violin, and cellos to
be brutal instruments.
33. ....the only gods you believe in
are the Norse gods.
34. ....someone looks at your
completely full 120gb ipod and the
only band they've ever heard of on it
is Metallica.
35. ....when you postpone your
marriage day to go to a metal
concert.
36. ....when viking drinking horns
substitute bottles and mugs.
37. ....when you want to learn
German just because of Blind
Guardian.
38. ....when your girlfriend threatens
to leave you because she does not
like the fact that you want a beard
just like Johan Hegg or Marco Hietala.
39. ....you go to a music store and
they dont have one damn band you
are looking for!
40. ....you go on a date and the only
thing close to make-out music you
have in your car is Finntroll or
Alestorm.
41. ....when people always ask you
"whats that on your T-shirt?" and
you reply "A band."
42. ....when everytime you hear the
word "time" you start daydreaming
about Wintersun's upcoming
release.
43. ....you have an imaginary friend
named Eddie.
44. ....you complain about the fact
that you don't have enough money
to afford chainmail and a sword.
45. ....when the first German city
you think of is Wacken.
46. ....your mothers head explodes
when she turns on your car stereo.
47. ....you know exactly which
countries come under Scandinavia.
48. ...when you romantically
compare your girlfriend to your
favorite metal album.
49. ...everytime you hear a song
that isn't metal, all you can think
about is how much better a metal
version of it would be.
50. ....when nobody wants to get
you Christmas presents because all
the cds you want have to be
imported from the farthest reaches
of the globe.
i really dont agree with no 9
though...